I couldn’t sleep and inspired by T-Shirt Hell I decided to put my mind to work on ideas for tasteless T-shirts however I got sidetracked and instead the results were a few dead funny jokes about necrophilia…
Now is there anyone here that doesn’t know what a necrophiliac is? Ok for those of you that don’t know a necrophiliac is someone who gets stiff, over stiffs.
I ran into a friend from school the other day who I haven’t seen for years and I asked him what he was doing with himself these day. He told me he was working in a morgue, I asked him, “Why did you want to go and work in a morgue?”
“Necrophila.” He said. “After all dead girls don’t say no and they don’t want to cuddle afterwards.”
What does a necrophiliac say when he arrives at a party? Crack open a cold one, will ya?
Now I’d just like to state for the record that I am not a necrophiliac, although one of my ex girlfriends was a bit like a corpse - cold and unfeeling.