To be honest I don’t think I’d want to be a superhero if I was given the chance, yes I might get to have funky powers - but where is the fun of it if you have to be at the beck and call of the general public and attractive love interest who would desire my alter ego but not me*
That’s not to say that I wouldn’t want the powers, after all think of the fun that could be had if you had x-ray vision or the joys of flight (number one would be not having to fly with Easyjet).
I don’t think I’d be bothered about being super fast or strong though as short of running races and the like I can’t think of two many other occasions when such powers would be useful. Now something like invisibility I can think of lots of uses for,even if your average super hero wouldn’t use invisibility for such purposes (or maybe they do, after all how would we know?)
Still lets see which superhero I am according to the internet…
| You Are Elektra |
 There’s really no superhero with more style than you. |
I like that result after all being a sexy assassin ninja sounds like a lot of fun,but lets see what the next test says…
Now this is more like it and also the type of result I expected after all I know people don’t like me when I get mad and their dislike is opnly matched by my dislike of them - In fact the only thing cooler than being the Hulk would be being a sexy ninja when calm, but if my zen peace was ever disturbed then it’s a case of “Dave, smash good!”
*I’ve tried this one before and it’s not a good idea having a girlfriend who wants your alter ego rather than you - it gets very messy!